The State of Ag Beal Feirste is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.232 billion Ag Beal Feirsteans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving Ag Beal Feirstean economy, worth 690 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 31,067 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 89,976 per year while the poor average 8,501, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, voting is voluntary, Ag Beal Feirste has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Ag Beal Feirste in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. Ag Beal Feirste's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ag Beal Feirste is ranked 109,793^rd in the world and 261^st in United States of America for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.